Insurance against death and property damage in 2012.
Rates:
Asteroid impact: $100.
Black hole consumption: $100.
Rogue planets (such as Nibiru or Mars) slamming into Earth: $100.
Shifts in Earth’s magnetic poles: $100.
Tides resulting from a Planetary Line-Up: $100.
An attack by extraterrestrial aliens: $200.
The supernova of the sun: $100.
Any other star going supernova: $500.
The Big Rip: $100.
The End of Time: $100.
I’ll buy a $100 policy to guard against being tricked by fraudulent insurance salesmen.
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Scary thing about this is, you probably could!
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I think that there are laws against that sort of thing in most states.
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Sorry my friend, but the 2012 “myth” is just a hype. Everybody is getting paranoid that the world is going to come to an end and blah blah blah. 2012 is the end of the mayan calendar, in other words the end of a chapter and the beginning of a new one. 2012 is not in fact the end of the world. It’s highly unlikely anything as extreme as an asteroid impact, and black hole consumption would occur. Change in weather is the most likely. Maybe more hurricanes, floods, etc. Nothing we haven’t seen already.
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lolol, if the world ends, then what would insurance do?
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With the high frequency of asking the same silly question all over, I think there are plenty of naive people around to cultivate on.
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There are way to many flaws in that like if the world ends how could you pay them but I guess some people would be that stupid.
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