This article compares the survival skills of human babbies to other species and apparently our babbies are severely lacking in survival intelligence or defensive maneuvers. How can I make my babby intelligent?
http://www.onion.demon.co.uk/theonion/other/babies/stupidbabies.htm
Also, I’m a bit concerned by the mothers who allowed their babbies to take part in these test situations.
Feed it that new Juicy Juice that has brain booster in it. The commercial says it’ll make your babby smrat.
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people are stupid compared to most animals. deal with it.
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I think it’s all about the sprem. You gotta have smart sprem to make smart babbies. I’m truley sorry for our lots.
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Speak for yourself. My babbies are very smart and knew how to survive on their own within weeks of delivery.
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If you are a nerd then you should know how to spell!!
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Have babies with other species. I once partnered up with a nanny goat and our kid was a genius.
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Mate with the smart species and hope for the best
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The Onion is always good for a laugh!
Gotta love that test situation about placing baby (er…sorry, babbie) in a boat on Lake Erie. Apparently husbands are no smarter, as mine entered a similar situation years ago (also on Lake Erie), and could not for the life of him figure out how to use a cell phone to call home to tell me where he was after 16 hours! Hence, the Coast Guard was called.
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Jili’s right. It’s the Bad Sprem…you hafta find the good sprem donors, MY Babbies would have been able to row that boat to shore, get out and make a call home, they also would have fought off those Wild Dogs! The secret is Good Sprem!
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your job- take care of baby
his job- to be taken care of
figuring that out-priceless
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I guess it’s just lucky that we’ve evolved and don’t need certain ‘defence’ mechanisms.
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My babby took part in those test situations. I was so disappointed in his poor mental & physical abilities, I traded him in for the chick.
Proud mum to a smart babby chick.
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We must make babbies with the worms! I thought of this genius idea years ago… and I tried telling everyone that it works. I told the pregnancy section I was pregnant with a worm babby, and they told me it was okay to have an abortion before 6 weeks, cause my worm babby daddy wouldn’t pay child support!
Mommy of 4 aborted worm babbies, I know they would’ve been smart.
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That’s because most of us are more concerned with mating with hawt partners than ones with good sprem and eggs. To make smart babbies, you got to get good building blocks: and good sprem is the key. Otherwise you get Miss California… real hawt but can’t answer simple questions worth a damn.
Oh, and I’m batch number 487004 at the cryo lab for all you lucky ladies needing a smart babby.
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