Dwight Schrute Religion for you?

Posted on January 27, 2010 by admin| 4 Comments

I am starting a religion called Schrutianity. There are no sacred texts, but we try to put into practice our guiding principles which are: 1) A Rigorous Work Ethic 2) A Commitment to Higher Education Regardless of the Field 3) Honing Machiavellian Techniques to outsmart your enemies 4) A dedication to the martial arts 5) A dedication to Survivalist Skills

Those are the five guiding principles.
Followers are deists who help eachother put into practice the guiding principles.

All hail the Schrute!

Who will join?

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4 Responses to Dwight Schrute Religion for you?

  1. Pek II: The World Warrior | January 28, 2010 at 11:09 pm |

    1.Bears
    2.Beets
    3.Battlestar Galactica

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  2. The Reverend Soleil | January 31, 2010 at 5:07 am |

    I’d sooner worship Dwight Schultz (Murdock from “The A-Team”)…

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  3. el duderino | February 2, 2010 at 3:11 pm |

    Jim makes a fool of your god every day.

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  4. TEH TYME KITTEH =^..^= | February 5, 2010 at 11:12 am |

    I love the office, I wish Micheal would get hit by a bus.

    I Shrewt Buck for you

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