My cat is threatening me. She pulled a gun yesterday as I was cleaning her litterbox and forced me into the basement before locking me in. I hear the sound of cats partying upstairs, but I can’t get the door open. I am fast running out of food. Help. The only thing down here is a computer.
Thank you for all the advice. As it turns out, I was able to tunnel out of the basement after a week or two by digging with my hands; I came out in my neighbor’s living room, but after I explained the situation they were happy to provide me with napalm & grenades to retake my house. I kicked down the door and took them by surprise–everything is back to normal now, except that I changed the locks on the gun cabinet and now habitually wear Kevlar when changing the cat litter. Thanks again!