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What should we name the club?

So, my friend and I are in the process of having our club for school made, our teacher for the club only needs to sign a few papers which will be done by tomorrow. You go camping and to lakes, take field trips to fun places and learn survival skills and such. We have yet to think of a name though. Can you help? Thanks! ^.^

What should we name the club?

My friend and I are starting a club in school where you go camping and learn survival skills and such. And we can’t come up with ANY good names. They’re all crap. Anyways, what would you call this club? ^.^ Thanks!

Monthly book club for dog owners – recurring commissions!

From the creator of Dog Food Secrets — This book club is outrageous value for dog owners. Each month they receive a complete course on a different dog topic. Whatever dog list you have, this will sell & retain your customers for recurring monthly income.
Monthly book club for dog owners – recurring commissions!

How do I reserve a week at Club Gitmo?

• Detainees are entitled to a full eight hours sleep and can’t be woken up for interrogations.
• They enjoy three meals and five prayers per day, without interruption.
• They are entitled to a minimum of two hours of outdoor recreation per day.
• Interrogations are limited to four hours, usually running two – and (of course) are interrupted for prayers. One interrogator actually bakes cookies for detainees, while another serves them Subway or McDonald’s sandwiches. Both are available on base. (Filet o’ Fish is an al Qaeda favorite.)
• Interrogations are not video or audio taped, perhaps to preserve detainee privacy.
• Some 5,000 dental operations (including teeth cleanings) and 5,000 vaccinations on a total of 550 detainees have been performed since 2002 – all at taxpayer expense. Eyeglasses? 174 pairs handed out. Twenty two detainees have taxpayer-paid prosthetic limbs.
• Food is strictly halal and averages 4,200 calories per day. (The guards eat the same chow as the detainees, unless they venture to one of the on-base fast-food joints.) Most prisoners have gained weight.
• Detainees have their cases reviewed once a year and get rights roughly equivalent to U.S. criminals held in domestic prisons. In what previous war were captured enemy combatants eligible for legal review before the war ended? Answer: NONE
Notorious – Youre a notorious pathological liar
Source: NY POST
Heres a reprint:

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=158927

How do I reserve a week at Club Gitmo?

• Detainees are entitled to a full eight hours sleep and can’t be woken up for interrogations.
• They enjoy three meals and five prayers per day, without interruption.
• They are entitled to a minimum of two hours of outdoor recreation per day.
• Interrogations are limited to four hours, usually running two – and (of course) are interrupted for prayers. One interrogator actually bakes cookies for detainees, while another serves them Subway or McDonald’s sandwiches. Both are available on base. (Filet o’ Fish is an al Qaeda favorite.)
• Interrogations are not video or audio taped, perhaps to preserve detainee privacy.
• Some 5,000 dental operations (including teeth cleanings) and 5,000 vaccinations on a total of 550 detainees have been performed since 2002 – all at taxpayer expense. Eyeglasses? 174 pairs handed out. Twenty two detainees have taxpayer-paid prosthetic limbs.
• Food is strictly halal and averages 4,200 calories per day. (The guards eat the same chow as the detainees, unless they venture to one of the on-base fast-food joints.) Most prisoners have gained weight.
• Detainees have their cases reviewed once a year and get rights roughly equivalent to U.S. criminals held in domestic prisons. In what previous war were captured enemy combatants eligible for legal review before the war ended? Answer: NONE
Notorious – Youre a notorious pathological liar
Source: NY POST
Heres a reprint:

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=158927