My Dairy in the Wild.
7/24/2010
I… Hate… CAMPING. I did just to impress the girl of my dreams with only one fault. You guessed it she loved camping. I mean what the heck is that for? Back to my horrible story. I went on a hike to complain to myself when I got lost. Why am I cursed with wanting to impress the ladies. Though I must admit, it works pretty dang good. So I went along. And that backtracks to me getting lost. Ok can I just complain to you guys instead of telling my story? No? Fine. Have it your way. Just remember I hate you all. Well I hate camping because I used to be a master survivalist. I was on all these shows. I can survive with only a knife. Not my preferred way through. You guys better believe me or put my book down right now. Go on. Put it down. Now many people can’t survive in the wild. Why do I hate camping you wonder. It all happened on a stormy night. I was on this show called “Can You Survive?!?!?” It was so stormy, rain was pounding on our heads, and just to make it worse it was our first night which means no shelter to protect us. Just as the rain started to clear up I fainted with all the water pounding on my head. No one then wanted me on any show. I quit all the glory on TV to become a vet. Sometimes I am reminded of my failure on camping shows and survival shows and blogs. My true fans, when they meet me on the street ask for a signature. My fake fans that only liked me or even bothered to check me out because their friends were true fans. Not because they liked me. No one really remembers me anymore. Great being I was in my head so now I’m even more loss. What is that for? I’m really getting mad. I am building a shelter so pathetic even bugs don’t want to nest there.
7/25/10
Got my wish my shelter kept me very warm through. So it was comfy. Sleep helped. My true self will shine now. I always come prepared. My motto is “Hope for the best, Prepare for the worst”. I always follow that motto even when I do something I don’t like. For example I barely ever leave the house without my small black leather backpack. You guys most likely think I am overreacting. Well guess what you brought my book and you better finish it or you lost your money. Sorry off topic. Let me describe my shelter. I took a long branch that was on the floor of the forest and put it on this tree stump. Then I got tons of branches with leaves on them and placed them on the long branch.
Is my story good?
I am sorry I didn’t finish describing the shelter yet. I spent a week just researching it so…