A video about the Doctor and Rose’s travels set to Doomsday 
I hope you enjoy it XD Doctor Who belongs to the BBC A big thank you to everyone who comments, you are all too kind 
I am sorry that I don’t reply to all of your comments, I wish I had the time to.
I’m planning to go to college, so I want a well paying job, that doesn’t take over my life. I thought of being a doctor, but that’s getting a bit sketchy now, since I’m thinking I might want kids and have a family.
Well, I’m pretty smart and get A’s and B’s usually, but I also like to have fun. I’ve always liked being outdoors and being with animals (I don’t want to work at a zoo though). I like art and making up stories, and I’m what people would call a tomboy. I like taking risks and doing things differently from other people. I’ve always thought jobs like what Bear Grylls does (a survivalist) is pretty cool. Science is my favorite subject, and I kind of like History, but mostly ancient history with the Egyptians and Rome and what not.
I’d like a job that’s not too stressing, but needs to have effort to do it properly. I’d also like some lax time for myself.
Any ideas?
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! ….. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely Not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO? Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!! It’s the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Drink in one hand – Cigarette in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOW, What a Ride!”
AND…..
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
A friend of my friend John claims that she has never had a bowel movement (she just pees a lot). She has been seen by doctors and apparently this condition exists. She has no missing parts and no colostomy bag. She says she had never ever has a bowel movement, but eats normal food. However I believe that this is impossible and my doctor said that this is not possible. Please tell me if this can happen or not.
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I was diagnosed with diabetes, but doctor did not give me any info on what to eat. I have an appointment with a nutritionalist for the end of March, but in the meantime I need to know what not to eat besides the obvious sugar…Thanking you in advance..
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