I mean, I’m a fan of it and all, but how do you suppose someone first thought,”I’m guna mash my lips on someone else’s skin and make a funny noise when I remove them.” ? And why, why, why did we decide to use our mouths, our most problematic orifice (Think about it, bad breath, trapped food, cold sores, braces, burping, there are a million things that could go wrong.), for an intimate expression of love?
